My mother had come to visit me for the weekend, over Mothers day.  We had a lot of fun, and had been up late drinking and playing Poker on Saturday night. So, when the phone RANG at 7:15am on Sunday morning, it was a harsh sound, and I was not happy to be answering the phone.

What fool would be calling me at the ungodly hour of 7:00am, on a Sunday morning?

That fool, was my brother. "Hi, sis, Can I talk to Mom?"

I'm still confused as to why he has chosen this hour of the morning for a chat to mom, "WHY are you calling this EARLY?"  I shriek into the phone.  He jovially announces "Well, I wanted to be the first to wish Mom a Happy Mothers day!".

Sheesh, is he a dork or what?

So I oblige, I walk into the bedroom where my mom is sleeping, but waking up due to the phone ringing.  I say "Hey Mom, Happy mother's day!", then hand her the phone, at which point my brother - who's heard me say 'happy mother's day' and is horrified that I would do such a thing, as to beat him to the punch, after he went to such extraordinary lengths, waking up early to call her at my house and everything -  yells his gut reaction "You Bitch!" ....into my MOM's ear.

At this point I'm laughing hysterically, knowing exactly what has happened, seeing the expressions on my Mothers face.  Imagining my brother backpedaling - 'no mom, not you, Lisa's a bitch, not you...Happy Mother's Day...' It still makes me laugh.

How to get your brother to call your mom a Bitch on mothers day...