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Chris Farley is dead!

but Barry Levine is alive and well and living in Santa Clara!!!!!

SOUNDS:
(Click and wait about 20 seconds)
I live in a van down by the river (76k)
Well la-de-freakin'-da (80k)
Well whoop-de-freakin' do (37k)
Shut your big YAPPER! (73k)

Now get outta here!!!!

Yahoo's Current Events, lots of good links (dead link, sorry)

Good coverage at Chicago Tribune site(dead, like Chris)

Another Chicago Tribune site
(Don't waste time downloading 2M obit video, sucks)(Chicago Tribune sucks, too)

What do Chris Farley and Marv Albert have in common?

Cnn coverage(Still works as of 12/1/2000)
E! Online Coverage(updated link 12/1/2000)
USA Today(long gone)
Other Farley Sites (sounds, etc)

Goodbye Chris, we'll miss you!

Updated 12/1/2000 - I actually remembered my password, and tried to update the dead links on the site. Some links are long dead and gone.

barrylevine@mindless.com
(True address)