For years comics have made fun of the quandry men encounter when the ladies in their lives ask the question, "Is my butt fat?" The main difficulty men have with this question is the fact that everyone's butt has at least some fat on it. Only those who are starving to death have no butt fat. Thus the quandry, does he lie, or does he enrage her? This is the famous Doctor J., inventor of "Die Schlagmethode." Dr. J. has developed a method for men to address the dreaded question head on in a manly fashion without flinching. Here we see Dr. J. demonstrating the proper technique for delivering the only correct response: "I don't know, come over here and we'll see!"