What we have here are a collection of things I've thrown together to amuse myself and perhaps others of a similar mind. I got a digital camera back in 2000, and it's been kind of hard to stop myself from taking pictures of everything. I've taken something on the order of 10,000 shots so far. It's a bit out of hand, I admit.

So. Here are some links to pages I've put together to exibit some of the more interesting shots I've gotten. I've also got links to some things I've written, but don't worry, they're just as stupid as everything else in this site.

I like to put the latest stuff at the top of my list, so you won't have to dig down past stuff you've already seen. These are the meat of my site, in reverse chronological order.

I do a character I've come to call Eugevney Zoltanovich. He does stand up comedy, and a little bit of street theater. One of his trips is to wander around in public asking people to let him take their picture. He also asks them to hold various objects at the same time.

Here are a bunch of people who were good enough to hold a Pea Whirler on New Years Eve 2002.

Here is a series of people who held a Fork for Eugevney in San Francisco.

The reaction of some people to this object has been strong. Others simply do not understand. Die Schlagmethode.

Some of the folks I work with let me come along for their bowling off-site. Slow loading, but it has one amusing gif of a gutter ball.