ONE CAT


Sissy
Sissy
"Hi, I'm Sissy. You're lucky you even get to see a picture of me at all. Usually, I hide out in Pollie and Keven's field or under their Gazebo. When I do let a photographer snap something, I seldom ever deign to open my eyes for the event. Boooo-o-o-o-o-rrrring!!!"

TWO CATS


Romeo (foreground) and Mr. Mustache
Romeo (foreground) and Mr. Mustache
"I'm Mr. Mustache and this is my even less excitable friend, Romeo. We are engaging in 'cat aerobics' here at The Cat Farm***. 'Snore, two, three, four, snore, two, three, four...'"

RED CAT


Dollie
Dollie
"I'm Dollie, quite the most beautiful thing in this area code. You may scratch my ears, now. (Please don't forget to stroke under the chin this time.)"

BLUE CAT


Frankie
Frankie
"My name is Frankie and I round out the local herd of fur faces. (If you forget about the dogs.) (We usually try to.) My eyes are red because I'm habitually demonic and have just placed a curse on your shoe. My advice would be to avoid the escalator the next time you're in a shopping center. BWAAAaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
*** - The Cat Farm: Finest in Organically Grown Cat Hair