My family is a very ordinary, run the mill happy family. No axe murders, porn stars or Nobel Prize winners here! No sir! And there's nothing wrong with that. Sister Lynda had the misfortune of meeting Kevin when she was 15 and despite many attempts by most of us to get him to go away, they got married a few years ago. Kevin was the typical big brother and tormented me regularly throughout my growing years. Still, he's now legally attached to this family! He…He…He. Lynda is the typical big sister and looks after me well (someone has to). I am the typical youngest of the family and generally stumble from one disastrous madcap idea to another, giving my extended family of aunts, uncles and cousins plenty to talk about on those cold Cork evenings. Keeps life interesting.