Come and listen to my story 'bout a man named Chuck.
A poor wedding singer he was down on his luck.
Then one day he was gulpin' down some chow
and up from the Gulf come a pregnant sea cow.

Manatee, that is.  Full-term.  Endangered.

Well the first thing it said was "Chuck change your name".
A name like that is no good for this game.
It's tired and it's old, and frankly care-worn
And quick as a cat a new name was born.

Hambone, that is.  Country-style.  Nice ring.

Well the first thing you know Hambone's a millionaire.
A talkin manatee is a hit at every fair.
People come for miles just to hear that Hambone sing.
and the pregnant sea cow dances, singin harmony.

Well Hambone took that cow, and put it in his home.
A calf was born in the backyard where it roamed.
The calf grew up, they said it'd go far
It changed its name to Chuckie and became a movie star.

Disney, that is.  Lassie go home.
Eat your heart out, Benji.