In late 2005, a group of individuals got together via the Internet and started having serious, intellectual discourse and reminiscences about the old days. By mid 2006, they had started calling themselves by funny names and inventing absurd lyrics to old TV show theme songs. By late 2006, the discussion had degenerated into a collaborative drama mostly involving gaseous emissions from the hindquarters, the results of which are now presented. WARNING: the following may be extremely hazardous to your sense of decency. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.