I received a wonderful email yesterday that I simply couldn't resist sharing with you all. It's the pinnacle of achievement in the field of management buzzword-vomiting. I was truly impressed. Names have been changed to protect the less-than-innocent:

"This initiative will enable us to formalize activities, drive efficiencies and establish new levels of partnership with our customers, partners and suppliers, as well as extending collaboration activities across [our] global employee base."

WHAT?! After much consideration of the actual subject of the email (a new content management (publication) system for web pages for everyone from customers to business partners to employees), I figured out what it meant:

"This new system will help us manage the web content better, so everyone can profit from it in lots of ways."

Ain't management talk grand?

::This link here:: is for Scary Ross, who should check out the T-shirt in the photos for Kasia's entry. Cool!